Hi there, dance music songwriters! Did you know that the saxophone can do more than honk like an injured Canadian goose?

First notable orchestral sax solo in the literature begins about 6 minutes in:

Ok, maybe that's not your thing. How about this?

I think you get the idea. Don't make me get Bill Clinton out here.

In closing: rejecting science; desperate times; the food pyramid made us fat; I've got no idea where JP found this; brilliant headline; um, Nevada has fixed the rich-district/poor-district problem and we still have struggling schools in poor neighborhoods; the problem isn't only anti-vax nuts, but anti-vax nuts should have to sign a school document saying "I realize that I am putting my child and my community at risk, and furthermore I am an idiot"; inheritance.

Maybe you heard the story of a blogger who was threatened with jail time for blogging about his experience in a non-mainstream diet called "Paleo" or "Primal" eating. Never mind for just a moment that his diet doesn't conform to what The Experts think it should. That wasn't the issue at all: the issue and his "crime" is that he was giving dietary "advice."

That's exactly what the American Dietetic Association is trying to make illegal across the nation: giving "advice" without having their name-branded license. Don't believe me? Go  on to page 3 where you'll learn about a lady with a freakin Masters Degree in Human Nutrition who was told by her state to shut down her practice of, well, nutrition. Now, if she's not an expert, I'm really not sure who would be!

So, could I run afoul of these laws by pointing out that veggies are good for you?

What if I link this article on how sugar may be bad for you? Never mind that too much sugar is absolutely bad for you, that article was written by journalists, not dietitians or nutritionists.

How about if I link to this infographic about nutrition for athletes and those who wish to get into shape?

This is foolishness and must be stopped.

In Closing: the case that will show "stand your ground" laws have gone overboard involves a grade school teacher who was killed because the stereo was a little loud; Depak Desai has some 'splainin to to to the bankruptcy court; funny how you can be a loose cannon when you aren't running for anything; he admits it; anybody surprised??; Click and Clack retiring; electric race car going up the mountain; I thought impersonating a police officer was a crime?; yeah right; and have a great weekend.

Sure, Paula. Let's discuss "Life with Diabetes." How about we start by talking about the importance of laying off the "Fresh Berry Cakes"? Even the American Diabetes Association says "sweet treats" are for "special occasions." I get the impression that around the Deen household, Tuesday counts as a special occasion. The Mayo Clinic  suggests that a diabetic's carbohydrates should come from "fruits, vegetables, whole grains, legumes (beans, peas and lentils) and low-fat dairy products." I don't see "cake" anywhere on that list. Add to that the latest research showing that fatty acids can "impair insulin action and lead to abnormally high blood sugar." So yeah, the berries are fine, in moderation. The cake, not so much.

I'm not a doctor, and I'm not a nutritionist, but no research has ever found that large amounts of simple sugars are good for diabetics. If you have diabetes, pre-diabetes, metabolic syndrome, or are overweight (and therefore at risk of all the above), you should really talk to your doctor instead of making Paula Deen recipes.

Crap like this is why diabetics have complications. "Carb-smart" my tuchus.

In Closing: Hmm, maybe the Principal having a hissy fit in front of cameras over an event that the mayor thought was a great thing was a bad idea; "excuse me, before I tase you do you have any underlying health conditions or drugs in your system?"; turns police work into a freaking video game (right, totally not gonna abuse that!); Apple and the iPhone; Oof, it is that time of year; and Bill Clinton chilling out with porn stars.

Obligatory Health Insurance Reform front and center: Health care and the denial thereof as a way to control the masses; the good, the bad, and this POS reform bill (no, doesn't mean "point of service" in this context, sorry).

Not as overt as Quiverfull: religion and women is an interesting read. And I don't know what to make of this.

Study confirms what most of us knew: When Wal-Mart comes to town, the number of low-wage jobs they create are roughly equal to the number of decent jobs they destroy.

Most Americans are Idiots: Most approve of the use of full body scanners. These scanners are much like a virtual strip search with a side order of radiation. Oh, and they would not have found the Undiebomber's stash. Pfeh.

On Employment: America's Low Wage Future; Are the Baby Boomers starting to retire?; Who are the unemployed?; 6.4 job seekers for every open job.

Mighty Joe Rollino: how many people can lift 635 pounds with one finger? The answer is now zero. Joe has passed away at the amazing age of 104 (insert obligatory comment about fitness and long life here).

Conan is classy: (No, not this Conan). Conan O'Brien's resignation letter.

This is not news: I seriously do not give a shit where Bill Clinton hides his sausage. I can think of few bigger wastes of journalist time. Enough already!

And one last thought: Airplane accidents.